Please don’t let him see me.
After
a full day of mommy duty, Annie Addison couldn’t conjure up enough
energy to deal with Lance Walker. She ducked behind her open trunk,
praying for a bit of luck. The appearance of a size twelve Nike
indicated good fortune would not be forthcoming.
Busted, she lifted her head, whacking her noggin on the raised trunk. “Yeow. Quit stalking me.”
She
massaged the top of her head, only slightly mollified when he began to
sputter. “I…I’m not stalking you. Just wanted to make sure you got into
the building safely.”
“Oh, pleeaaase.” Her southern twang emerged with her temper. “It’s a secure parking lot with a guard less than fifty feet away.”
The
parking lot light revealed the pinkish glow creeping over Lance’s face,
making Annie regret her verbal attack. The man annoyed her simply by
breathing, but he wasn’t that bad. Not if one liked the intelligent, hunky sort.
Delete that thought. Lance purchased his clothes at Nerds ‘R’ Us and refused to open the blinds because the mean ole sun created a glare on his computer screen.
She
focused on the negatives, doggedly ignoring his body, ripped from
regular workouts, and refused to envision the way his gray-green eyes
twinkled when he smiled. If she didn’t concentrate on his pesky nature,
she might have to admit he was better than not bad.
No
way. Her life precluded having time, or use, for a man, even one that
seemed nice. Her efforts centered around two jobs, a degree yet to be
earned, and a three-year-old angel who reminded Annie each day that men
couldn’t be trusted.
Maybe she should just tell him about Natalie. Even a pursuer as ardent as Lance would run if he discovered her maternal secret.
After
grabbing her tote, she scurried toward the building, hoping to escape
both Lance and her thoughts. At the gate, she set down her bundle to
swipe her badge. A hand grabbed her canvas bag before it touched the
ground. “Let me carry that.”
She smirked when Lance stumbled at the unexpected weight. “If you had half a brain, Walker, you’d stay away from me.”
“Brains are overrated.”
So was the cute grin he flashed.
“Let’s grab a coffee during break.”
Annie made a production of her sigh. “Giving you credit for half a brain was fifty percent over-inflated. The answer is no.”
She
passed through the revolving bars, leaving Lance to manage her
oversized tote. His long legs enabled him to catch her at the elevator,
even lugging her bag and his backpack. “Is it my breath?”
“Yeah. That’s it.” She bit her lip to keep from laughing when he ran his tongue over his teeth.
She jerked her bag from his hand. “It isn’t your breath, it’s the body odor.”
He sniffed at his armpits. “Body odor?”
“I’m
kidding, Walker.” His downcast face caused her tone to soften. “I can't
afford fancy coffee.” The company paid well for her voice-overs, but
between tuition, daycare and rent, she still needed to waitress to cover
expenses.
“Come on. My treat.”
“I’m not going out with you. Period, the end.”
He raced for the door, grabbing it just in time to smack her shin.
“Ouch!” She pierced him with a nasty look. “You don’t take rejection well, do you?”
“Sorry.”
She
ignored the concern etched on his features. Red whelp or not, his eyes
stared at her calf and partially exposed thigh. She jerked her skirt
down. “Don’t.”
Lance blinked. “Annie, I wasn’t…ah, forget it.” He lifted his head, staring at the ceiling, but continued to hold the door open.
She
hadn’t been so “anti-men” during her first month at Interactive Action,
but as Romeo wannabes grew bolder and pick-up lines grew more
ridiculous, she’d wrapped herself in protective iciness. Bob from the
accounting department would use the accident as an excuse to stroke her
knee and Lance’s buddy, Arnie, would look up her skirt. To be fair,
Lance wasn’t like those bozos.
Of course he is. After he got her in the sack, she’d become a statistic. She’d learned that lesson the hard way. Courtesy of Natalie’s dad.
“I’m perfectly capable of opening my own doors.”
His
eyes met hers. “Duh. Trying to be chivalrous here. And you couldn’t
open anything carrying that bag. I’m surprised you can even walk. What’s
in here anyway?”
Her
hands clutched the bag protectively. In her haste, she’d grabbed the
wrong tote. No way would she tell him the bag held her daughter’s
things: roller skates, clothes, and dumbbells, because Natalie wanted to
lift weights like mommy.
To
distract his attention, she snapped, “Chivalrous? This is your idea of
chivalry?” She pointed at her shin, the bump already making the
transition from red to blue. “In the Middle Ages, men opened doors for
women because the doors were heavy. Chivalry wasn’t just a grand
gesture, it had a purpose.”
“Really?
Then chivalry is dead because there’s nothing I can do for you that you
can’t do for yourself.” A boyish smile erased the dejection on his
face. “Except, maybe, buy you a fancy coffee?”
She
wanted to kick his shin with her uninjured limb. Men thought spending a
little cash solved everything. “Surely your genius brain can come up
with something more original than holding a door open, especially if you
must break my leg in the process.”
“I could say ‘thank you’ when you let me buy you a fancy coffee.”
“Nice try, but that’s just courtesy.”
“Ah
ha! You said courtesy.” He grinned a Cheshire Cat grin. “The dictionary
defines chivalry as ‘bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward
women.’”
Her eyes widened. “OMG! You looked the word up? You need to get a life. You're becoming a terminal nerd.”
The
pun hadn’t been intentional but they both laughed. The propeller-head
probably memorized the definition of chivalry for the game he worked on,
Gwain’s Ghost. Not to impress her.
“Courtesy is important, Walker, but chivalry is a combination of all the things in your definition.”
“Tell you what, I’ll come up with an example of modern chivalry if I can explain my idea over dinner. On Tuesday.”
She narrowed her eyes. Tuesday would be her first day off in weeks. And Valentine’s Day. “Why would I do that?”
He gulped. “Because if I can’t come up with an appropriate gesture, I won't bother you again. Ever.”
That
notion didn’t pack the expected punch. And the idea of spending another
Valentine’s Day alone possessed even less appeal. “If it will get rid
of you once and for all, I’ll do it.”
No way would he impress her. So she’d finally be free of his uninvited attention. That was what she wanted, right?
His voice intruded into her self-argument. “But if I win, we go on a second date.”
“No. If you win, we’ll go for that fancy coffee, and…you have to sponsor my 5K Race for the Cure.” She amended quickly, “And you still have to stop bugging me.”
“You’re on. It’s a date.”
“It is so not a date.”
***
Lance’s
restaurant choice surprised her—it was perfect. Instead of trendy and
slick, candles and soft music created a romantic atmosphere. Half-round
tables forced patrons to sit side-by-side while a delicious aroma
stimulated anticipation.
She
stiffened. It would take more than haute cuisine and fancy wine to
impress her. “Very nice. But this isn’t chivalry; it’s just expensive.”
He laughed. “Nah. This is just good food. The chivalry comes later.”
After they were seated, he asked, “I bet you think I was a geek during my formative years?”
“You weren’t?” Annie didn’t quite manage a straight face.
“Nope. If I show you my anti-geek shot records, can I meet your daughter?”
She choked, knocking her water goblet over. “You know about Natalie?”
Lance rescued the glass before it spilled. “I’ve seen your screen saver. Got any recent photos?”
“You want to see pictures of my kid? That is chivalrous.”
“That’s not my gesture. I just like munchkins.”
The waitress interrupted. “Sir, I’m required to check your I.D. before I can serve the champagne.”
Lance’s
face turned valentine red as he reached for his wallet. Annie stifled a
giggle. Her giddiness turned sour when she remembered he wasn’t only a
baby-face—at twenty-six he was a virtual toddler. Four years her junior.
Something
on his driver’s license caught her attention, drawing her gaze like a
Holy Grail. When the waitress left, she grabbed the card from his hand.”
“What? So I’m younger than you. Big deal.”
She
ignored his whine, continuing to stare at the license. Perhaps he could
be trusted. Lance Walker just might be the man to restore her faith in
the male species.
She raised her lips to kiss his cheek. "Alas,” she whispered, “chivalry does indeed live."
“But you haven’t even seen my gesture?"
“Doesn’t matter.”
“But you haven’t even seen my gesture?"
“Doesn’t matter.”
The words on his license, Organ Donor, shone like armor.
Copyright © 2012 by Robin Weaver
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